Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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