If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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