The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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