it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
My liver just had a heart attack.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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