I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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