what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I don't think brook has ever known best
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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