the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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