4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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