Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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