I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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