your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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