You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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