I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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