u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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