don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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