I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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