Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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