you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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