Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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