Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Damn victory sex feels great
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