I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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