Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
what day is it and did you see me today?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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