I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
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I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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