i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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