he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
this hospital has no fireball
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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