your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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