yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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