i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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