Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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