what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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