absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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