Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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