i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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