slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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