just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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