I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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