But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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