Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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