Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
If I had your ass I would rule the world
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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