I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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