check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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