dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize