Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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