im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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