I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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