Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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