i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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