Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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