The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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