would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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