All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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