pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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