I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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