so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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