are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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